Wednesday, April 11, 2012

The Fibro Beach Shack 'My Dilemna, Topless or Not'


When I arrived home last week, I asked the sailor to help me with the topless girl in the car,  Man, did he go fast, faster than if I asked him to help with the groceries.  Once inside, I stared with admiration at my prize, this gorgeous, bare breasted, island girl was mine to behold.  I found her, neglected and alone, dusty and abused sitting unashamedly behind a heap of rubbish at a garage sale.
 "Take her" they said"  The frame is in tatters and she's gone real mouldy" I laid her carefully in the back of  my car and I did feel a little sad that I had nothing to cover her with in case of her modesty.  




I carefully cleaned the glass and frame and hung her in the family room.  How beautifully retro does she look, her eyes and her hint of a smile, her raven black hair and slender arms. I wonder if she is a South Sea Princess, virgin goddess?  What I am not to sure about is her right nipple.  Is it too pointy?  Is it veering off to the right?  Do these nipples offend? All that aside the more I look at her, the more I love her, my find, my prize.  I know that she will live a lovely life at the bach.

BUT!!!!!!!!!!

The sailor has a dilemma.  Should we hang her in a beach house rental?  Is this pornographic?  Is this too uncouth?  Will she offend small children.   I'd love to hear your thoughts.  How would you feel if you rented a holiday house with a half naked lady proudly hanging on the lounge room wall.

8 comments:

  1. Hang her Roberta, she's gorgeous.

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  2. My two year old would point and say "milkies", boobs are very popular with her. Me, i would just sigh and reminise about when mine were that pert. u could also stick a print on the reverse and advise people they can turn her over if they wish!

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  3. She's amazing Roberta - keep her up! This image is styled so beautifully.

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  4. She's certainly on the perky side! I think it fits the brief of the beach house...if that's the most offensive thing about the rental you'll never be vacant :)

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  5. dude, that right hand nipple is all minds of pointy!! She is beautiful (and i can't help but mention how beautifully this post is written also)! Keep her at home. You never know who will rent your Pearly place.... in my honest opinion it could offend. I worked at a school that removed a book of Renoir painting from the library because they were 'Ponographic' - i'll tell you, just that suggestion was offensive to me!! Renior??? c'mon!

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  6. I say hang it up, I wouldn't find it offensive if I rented a holiday house with a picture like this there.
    Maybe when your advertising the property include the picture in the ad pics so people know its there.

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  7. Ha ha, this is a wonderful post! She is beautiful (even with that right, over pointy nipple). I don't know what I'd think if I rented a place with it hanging. I don't think i'd mind, and my children wouldn't care. My husband may be a little absent minded throughout our holiday though...

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  8. This art is gorgeous you should definately hang it, although I think as it's more of a private cheeky piece I think it would feel more at home in a bedroom, bathroom or powder room ie: where the rest of us are naked too!

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