When I arrived home last week, I asked the sailor to help me with the topless girl in the car, Man, did he go fast, faster than if I asked him to help with the groceries. Once inside, I stared with admiration at my prize, this gorgeous, bare breasted, island girl was mine to behold. I found her, neglected and alone, dusty and abused sitting unashamedly behind a heap of rubbish at a garage sale.
"Take her" they said" The frame is in tatters and she's gone real mouldy" I laid her carefully in the back of my car and I did feel a little sad that I had nothing to cover her with in case of her modesty.
I carefully cleaned the glass and frame and hung her in the family room. How beautifully retro does she look, her eyes and her hint of a smile, her raven black hair and slender arms. I wonder if she is a South Sea Princess, virgin goddess? What I am not to sure about is her right nipple. Is it too pointy? Is it veering off to the right? Do these nipples offend? All that aside the more I look at her, the more I love her, my find, my prize. I know that she will live a lovely life at the bach.
The sailor has a dilemma. Should we hang her in a beach house rental? Is this pornographic? Is this too uncouth? Will she offend small children. I'd love to hear your thoughts. How would you feel if you rented a holiday house with a half naked lady proudly hanging on the lounge room wall.